Nallely
A Nallely is a perfect human being who makes guys feel like they’re the best thing since sliced bread. She’ll tease you, make you happy, and then leave you heartbroken when she dumps you for a guy who can do push-ups.
Nallely said I was ‘the best guy she’s ever dated’ until she dumped me for a guy who could do 10 push-ups.
Nallely made me feel like I was the love of her life until she found a guy who wasn’t a ‘dumbass’.
Nallely broke up with me because I didn’t know how to use a coffee maker.