Nallely

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A Nallely is a loudmouth who thinks she’s the center of the universe but can’t hear her own voice. She’ll stick by you even if you stab her in the back, but she’ll still think you’re a genius while she’s failing math.
Nallely: 'I didn’t even say that!' (She just yelled it in your face.)
Nallely tried to fail algebra, but she still passed because she cheated off my test.
Nallely cried when I broke up with her, but she still called me a ‘dumbass’ the next day.
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A Nallely is a perfect human being who makes guys feel like they’re the best thing since sliced bread. She’ll tease you, make you happy, and then leave you heartbroken when she dumps you for a guy who can do push-ups.
Nallely said I was ‘the best guy she’s ever dated’ until she dumped me for a guy who could do 10 push-ups.
Nallely made me feel like I was the love of her life until she found a guy who wasn’t a ‘dumbass’.
Nallely broke up with me because I didn’t know how to use a coffee maker.
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Nallely is a robot lover who will fine you for not following the law. She’s cute, athletic, and will beat you up if you talk bad about her Transformers.
Nallely fined me $20 for not putting my Transformers in their proper places.
Nallely beat up my friend for calling her Transformers ‘stupid’.
Nallely threatened to report me to the law for not doing my homework.
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Nallely is a lazy genius who spends all day sleeping and watching movies. She looks like a million bucks, but she’ll throw a tantrum if you wake her up.
Nallely fell asleep during my presentation and didn’t even wake up when I yelled at her.
Nallely wore pajamas to the prom and still got a date.
Nallely was too lazy to eat, so she just cried about it.
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Nallely is a goofy, easygoing, and hot girl who will let you see her naked if you ask Elisa nicely. She’s the kind of friend who will stick by you no matter what.
Nallely stripped for Elisa and said, 'That’s what you get for being annoying.'
Nallely stayed up all night to help me with my homework and still had energy to tease me.
Nallely laughed at my jokes even when I made her cry.
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A Nallely is a baby dragon who acts like a total idiot, but he’s actually very sensitive and will cry if you make fun of him.
Nallely cried when I called him a ‘tiny baby dragon.’
Nallely laughed at my jokes but still got sad when I left him alone.
Nallely was cute and annoying all at once.
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Nallely is another word for your nuts and balls. You need them to survive, and if you lose them, you’re a total loser.
Nallely is why I passed algebra. Without it, I would’ve failed.
Nallely is what I have when I’m not being annoying.
Nallely is what I have when I’m not being a total loser.
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