Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus)
You start talking like a brain-damaged wizard who’s been drinking soda for 10 years, telling wild stories and making people question their life choices.
'I’ve turned 3 people into toasters. They were annoying.'
'I can talk to ducks. They told me your mom’s a witch.'
'I’ve been in 500 fights. I lost 499 of them. I’m still a legend.'