Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus)

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When you start yapping like a fool, telling dumb jokes and fake stories, making everyone cringe and wish they had a time machine to escape.

'I ate 10 pizzas and a whole chicken. I’m now a god.'

'I dated a robot. It left me for a toaster.'

'My dog can speak 12 languages. I’m not sure why.'

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You turn into a walking joke machine, telling half-truths and making up nonsense so loud it could wake the dead.

'I’m not fat. I’m just… temporarily expanded.'

'I have 9 lives. I’ve used 3 of them to complain about homework.'

'I can speak fluent pig. I’ve been practicing for years.'

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You start talking like a madman who’s been stuck in a clown’s closet for too long, spilling lies and making people facepalm.

'I can juggle 100 cats. I’ve done it once. It was a disaster.'

'I’m not weird. I’m just… extra.'

'I’ve been in 12 wars. I won 1. The other 11 were a tie.'

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You start rambling like a confused chicken on a rollercoaster, mixing up facts and making everyone sigh.

'I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically resting.'

'I’ve been to Mars. It’s just a big parking lot.'

'I can sing opera. I did it once. It was a mistake.'

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You start talking like a brain-damaged wizard who’s been drinking soda for 10 years, telling wild stories and making people question their life choices.

'I’ve turned 3 people into toasters. They were annoying.'

'I can talk to ducks. They told me your mom’s a witch.'

'I’ve been in 500 fights. I lost 499 of them. I’m still a legend.'

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