nalkanolic - when you're so drunk you think you're a superhero and you're

when you're so drunk you think you're a superhero and you're fighting imaginary villains with a mop

I was nalkanolic and I tried to save the world with a mop. It didn’t work.

My friend called me and said, 'I'm nalkanolic. I fought a vampire and I won.'

I saw my dad nalkanolic and he was yelling at the vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.