Nalgón - A butt that's so big and slow, it's like watching a sleepy e

A butt that's so big and slow, it's like watching a sleepy elephant try to shuffle. People use it to yell at drivers who take forever to move.

That nalgón is slower than my dog’s breath. #slowmotion

I called that nalgón a ‘slowbutt’ and he just honked at me. #roadwar

This nalgón is so slow, I could have taken a nap in the car.