Nalgón

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A big butt that moves like a snail on a sugar rush. People use it to curse slow drivers who block the road like a clumsy giant.

I swear that nalgón is trying to make me late for my coffee. #trafficnightmare

That nalgón just turned left in front of me. I’m gonna scream.

Why is this nalgón driving like my grandma? I can’t take it anymore.

A person who drives so slow, their butt is doing a slow dance. You yell it at them when you’re about to lose your mind.

This nalgón is going slower than my dog on a walk. #slowmotion

I saw that nalgón stop for a squirrel. What even is life?

I’m not mad, just nalgón-ed.

A butt so big and slow, it’s like watching a turtle with a sore back. People throw it at drivers who are stuck behind them.

That nalgón is moving so slow, I could have taken a nap in the car. #wasteoflife

I called that nalgón a ‘slowbutt’ and he honked at me. #roadwar

This nalgón is so slow, I think he’s running on a treadmill.

A person whose butt is so big and slow, it’s like watching a giant baby try to walk. Drivers use it as a curse word when stuck behind them.

That nalgón is going slower than my mom’s phone. #slowmotion

I saw that nalgón stop for a bug. What is life?

This nalgón is so slow, I could’ve finished my coffee twice.

A butt so slow and big, it feels like you're stuck behind a giant who forgot how to walk. You scream it at drivers who take forever to move.

That nalgón is moving so slow, my coffee went cold. #slowdriver

I yelled ‘nalgón’ at that car and it didn’t even flinch. #roadwar

This nalgón is so slow, I think he’s doing a marathon in reverse.

A butt that's so big and slow, it's like watching a sleepy elephant try to shuffle. People use it to yell at drivers who take forever to move.

That nalgón is slower than my dog’s breath. #slowmotion

I called that nalgón a ‘slowbutt’ and he just honked at me. #roadwar

This nalgón is so slow, I could have taken a nap in the car.