Nalgón - A butt so big and slow, it’s like watching a turtle with a s

A butt so big and slow, it’s like watching a turtle with a sore back. People throw it at drivers who are stuck behind them.

That nalgón is moving so slow, I could have taken a nap in the car. #wasteoflife

I called that nalgón a ‘slowbutt’ and he honked at me. #roadwar

This nalgón is so slow, I think he’s running on a treadmill.