Nalgene It
Bottles so good, you can turn them into bongs and still feel like a king after smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
"I turned my Nalgene into a bong. Now I'm a bong king.", @bongking
"My Nalgene is my bong. It's the only thing keeping me sane.", @smokeandsane
"I used my Nalgene as a bong and now I can't stop coughing.", @coughingking