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A fancy way to sip cheap booze in a plastic bottle that only rich art kids in New York use to look cool.
"I paid $20 for this Nalgene. It's basically a luxury brand.", @artkid2000
"My Nalgene tastes like regret and cheap wine.", @drunkat10
"I Nalgene it at 3 AM. It's the only thing keeping me alive.", @campuslife
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loud, colorful bottle that American students bring to foreign countries to yell at other Americans and pretend they're not lost.
"I saw a Nalgene in Paris and screamed, 'AMERICA!'", @lostinparis
"My Nalgene is the only thing I recognize in Tokyo.", @tokyolife
"I use my Nalgene to flag down other Americans at the airport.", @americanabroad
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A tough bottle that can survive being dropped, stepped on, and even thrown at a wall by a drunk kid at a party.
"I threw my Nalgene at the wall. It survived. I did not.", @drunkkid
"My Nalgene has been through more than my ex.", @campinglife
"I took my Nalgene to the beach. It came back covered in sand and regret.", @sandandregret
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most amazing bottle ever made. It comes in wild colors. It's tough. You can throw it at a wall and it won't break. It's kind of expensive, but worth it.
"I bought a Nalgene for $25. It's basically a luxury item.", @waterbottleaddict
"My Nalgene is my favorite thing ever. I drink out of it like it's my soul.", @soulinspace
"I bought a Nalgene and now I feel rich.", @waterbottlequeen
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Bottles so good, you can turn them into bongs and still feel like a king after smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
"I turned my Nalgene into a bong. Now I'm a bong king.", @bongking
"My Nalgene is my bong. It's the only thing keeping me sane.", @smokeandsane
"I used my Nalgene as a bong and now I can't stop coughing.", @coughingking
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A unit of measurement used by people who are too lazy to use a real measuring cup. It's also the name of a bottle.
"I drank one Nalgene of soda. Now I'm a soda god.", @sodagod
"I measured my juice in Nalgene. It was too much.", @juicegod
"I use Nalgene as my measuring cup. It's the only thing I trust.", @measuringcup
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To drink so much from a Nalgene that you're basically a human fountain of regret and chaos.
"I Nalgene it until I could barely walk. It was worth it.", @drunkwater
"I Nalgene it at a party and now I'm a legend.", @partylegend
"I Nalgene it and now I'm just a mess.", @messydrunk
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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