Nalette
A hot, skillful, total motherfucker who will slowly kill you with a smile and tell you to rot in hell so nicely you'll wish you were already there. She looks like a cookie you want to eat, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your guts out and make you her new rug.
DM: 'You just called my cat ugly. I'm gonna make you my new cat.'
Text: 'I didn't say anything. I just smiled and set your house on fire.'
Tweet: 'He insulted my coffee. I gave him a death threat and a free latte.'