Nalette

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A hot, skillful, total motherfucker who will slowly kill you with a smile and tell you to rot in hell so nicely you'll wish you were already there. She looks like a cookie you want to eat, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your guts out and make you her new rug.
DM: 'You just called my cat ugly. I'm gonna make you my new cat.'
Text: 'I didn't say anything. I just smiled and set your house on fire.'
Tweet: 'He insulted my coffee. I gave him a death threat and a free latte.'
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A Chinese man who thinks he's a woman and is too gay to be taken seriously. He'll talk about his feelings and wear glitter like it's a war crime.
Text: 'I cried in the shower. It was a strategic move.'
DM: 'I wear eyeliner to look more feminine. It's a national sport.'
Tweet: 'I'm not gay. I'm just very confused and also very pretty.'
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