Nalcohol - Nalcohol is when you bring a soda to a party and say it's a

Nalcohol is when you bring a soda to a party and say it's a drink. You're a fraud, but at least you're not getting messed up.

I brought a soda to the party and called it a drink. I'm a full-time nalcoholic.

Nalcohol is like bringing a water bottle to a bar and pretending it's a beer.

Why do you drink soda? You're a nalcoholic and you're trying to save money.