Nalcohol

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Nalcohol is like pretending you don't have a drink when you really do, but it's just water or soda. You're still a fake, but at least you're not getting drunk.
I'm a full-blown nalcoholic. I had a soda at the party and acted like I was cool.
Why do you drink water? You're a nalcoholic and you know it.
Nalcohol is just a fancy way of saying I'm too cheap to buy real drinks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalcohol is like saying you're drinking but you're really just sipping on a soda. It’s the worst kind of lying, and you know it.
At the bar, I said I was having a beer. It was just soda. Classic nalcoholic move.
I'm a nalcoholic because I drank a Coke and told everyone I was getting drunk.
Nalcohol is just a way to avoid paying for real drinks and still feel important.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalcohol is when you bring a soda to a party and say it's a drink. You're a fraud, but at least you're not getting messed up.
I brought a soda to the party and called it a drink. I'm a full-time nalcoholic.
Nalcohol is like bringing a water bottle to a bar and pretending it's a beer.
Why do you drink soda? You're a nalcoholic and you're trying to save money.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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