Nalcohol
Nalcohol is like saying you're drinking but you're really just sipping on a soda. It’s the worst kind of lying, and you know it.
At the bar, I said I was having a beer. It was just soda. Classic nalcoholic move.
I'm a nalcoholic because I drank a Coke and told everyone I was getting drunk.
Nalcohol is just a way to avoid paying for real drinks and still feel important.