Nalbandi P
A guy who is gay but also the worst kind of guy who farts, poops, and still thinks he’s the main character of a movie nobody wants to watch.
He texted me saying 'I’m the hero' and then he farts in a Zoom call.
He sent me a voice note of him pooping and called it 'the sound of success'.
He tried to be Kanye but he just said 'I’m the best' and then he passed gas.