Nalbandi P

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A Haut guy who is gay but not the kind that farts and poops all over your phone while trying to be Kanye.

I saw this Nalbandi P guy on Instagram and he was crying over a meme about chicken nuggets.

He sent me a DM saying he was a 'legend' but then he called me a 'dumbass'.

He tried to be cool but his pants were on inside out.

A gay guy who thinks he’s famous but can’t even spell 'Kanye' right and still talks about 2009 like it was yesterday.

He told me he was the best rapper ever and then he dropped a beat that sounded like a cat threw up.

He sent me a text saying 'I’m the king' and then he asked me for a dollar.

He cried when his WiFi went out and said it was 'the end of the world'.

A guy who is gay but also the worst kind of guy who farts, poops, and still thinks he’s the main character of a movie nobody wants to watch.

He texted me saying 'I’m the hero' and then he farts in a Zoom call.

He sent me a voice note of him pooping and called it 'the sound of success'.

He tried to be Kanye but he just said 'I’m the best' and then he passed gas.

A Haut guy who is gay but can’t even handle a simple conversation without turning it into a dramatic story about 2009 and his imaginary fame.

He told me he was famous and then he cried when I didn’t like his TikTok.

He sent me a message saying 'I’m the king of the world' and then he called me a 'noob'.

He talked about 2009 so much that I started to question my own existence.

A gay guy who thinks he’s cool but he’s really just a guy who farts, poops, and still thinks he’s Kanye from 2009.

He called me a 'nobody' and then he farts in my DM.

He sent me a voice note of him pooping and said it was 'the sound of power'.

He tried to be cool but he just said 'I’m the best' and then he passed gas.