Nalbandi P
A gay guy who thinks he’s famous but can’t even spell 'Kanye' right and still talks about 2009 like it was yesterday.
He told me he was the best rapper ever and then he dropped a beat that sounded like a cat threw up.
He sent me a text saying 'I’m the king' and then he asked me for a dollar.
He cried when his WiFi went out and said it was 'the end of the world'.