Nalanda
Nalanda was a place where monks studied so hard, they probably invented coffee. It’s now a fancy spot that tourists pay to look at because it’s old and important.
My brother said Nalanda was so smart, it could beat a robot at chess.
I went to Nalanda and all I got was a headache and a tour guide who hated everyone.
Nalanda is like a monk’s version of Harvard, but with more incense and fewer parties.