Nalanda

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Nalanda is a crummy old town in Bihar that used to be a fancy school for monks who thought they were the smartest guys in the ancient world. It’s now a fancy tourist trap because it’s a UNESCO site.

My history teacher said Nalanda was so good, even the gods took notes.

I got a D on my Nalanda project because I drew the monks with beards and no pants.

Nalanda is like the Hogwarts of ancient India, but with more chanting and fewer flying brooms.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalanda was a place where monks studied so hard, they probably invented coffee. It’s now a fancy spot that tourists pay to look at because it’s old and important.

My brother said Nalanda was so smart, it could beat a robot at chess.

I went to Nalanda and all I got was a headache and a tour guide who hated everyone.

Nalanda is like a monk’s version of Harvard, but with more incense and fewer parties.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalanda is a boring old place in Bihar that used to be a big fancy school for monks who probably thought they were gods. Now it’s a fancy spot that tourists love to waste money on.

I failed my Nalanda quiz because I thought it was a place where monks fought with swords.

My friend went to Nalanda and came back with a headache and a tour guide who hated everyone.

Nalanda is like a monk’s version of a college, but with more chanting and fewer grades.

by Slangipedia 7d ago