Nalanda
Nalanda is a crummy old town in Bihar that used to be a fancy school for monks who thought they were the smartest guys in the ancient world. It’s now a fancy tourist trap because it’s a UNESCO site.
My history teacher said Nalanda was so good, even the gods took notes.
I got a D on my Nalanda project because I drew the monks with beards and no pants.
Nalanda is like the Hogwarts of ancient India, but with more chanting and fewer flying brooms.