nalana
A Nalana is a human who smells like a bakery exploded and made a new type of cake. They tell jokes that make you forget your problems, even if you’re mad at them. They eat bagels like they’re a food group.
You walk into the classroom and it smells like a bagel shop. You know it’s Nalana. You smile even though you’re mad about your math test.
They tell you a joke about a bagel that’s also a wizard. You laugh so hard you spill your juice.
You’re arguing about who’s the better artist and they say, 'I’m the best. Also, I eat bagels for breakfast. You can’t beat that.' You give up.