nalana

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A Nalana is like a tiny boss who scares you a little, but once they start talking to you, they’re the best friend you ever had. They’re good at art or fashion, but their real skill is making you feel like the luckiest person alive.
You see them in the hallway and you freeze, but then they laugh and say, 'You look like a confused potato.' You instantly become best friends.
They draw you a portrait and it looks like you’re wearing a hat made of jellyfish. You love it.
You’re crying in the lunchroom and they walk in, say, 'Don’t be sad, I’m here to make you feel like a million bucks.' You laugh and cry at the same time.
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A Nalana is a human who smells like a bakery exploded and made a new type of cake. They tell jokes that make you forget your problems, even if you’re mad at them. They eat bagels like they’re a food group.
You walk into the classroom and it smells like a bagel shop. You know it’s Nalana. You smile even though you’re mad about your math test.
They tell you a joke about a bagel that’s also a wizard. You laugh so hard you spill your juice.
You’re arguing about who’s the better artist and they say, 'I’m the best. Also, I eat bagels for breakfast. You can’t beat that.' You give up.
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