Nakshije
Someone who knows all the old words but forgets how to speak like a normal person.
He told me, 'I’m going to watch TV.' I said, 'You’re not watching TV. You’re engaging in 'electronic entertainment'.'
She said, 'I’m going to the store.' I said, 'You’re not going to the store. You’re going to a 'commercial establishment'.'
He called his mom 'a maternal figure'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a weird kid.'