Nakshije

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A person who knows ancient words and uses them like they’re still in fashion.

My grandpa called me a 'nephew' instead of a 'kid'. I asked him why. He said, 'You’re not a kid. You’re a nephew.'

She used the word 'quibble' in a group chat. No one knew what it meant. I said, 'That’s a fancy way to say you’re arguing over nothing.'

He called the pizza 'a confection of dough and cheese'. I said, 'You’re not a chef. You’re a Nakshije.'

Someone who spouts out old words like they’re trying to sound smart and failing.

He said, 'We should have a convocation.' I asked, 'What’s that?' He said, 'It’s like a meeting. But cooler.'

She told me, 'I’m going to the mall for a bit.' I said, 'You’re not going to the mall. You’re going to a 'retail establishment'.'

He used the word 'gambit' in a DM. I said, 'You’re not playing chess. You’re just being a Nakshije.'

A person who thinks using old words makes them cool, but it just makes them look like a lost cause.

She said, 'I’m going to the beach for a bit.' I said, 'You’re not going to the beach. You’re going to a 'coastal retreat'.'

He told me, 'I’m going to eat a sandwich.' I said, 'You’re not eating a sandwich. You’re having a 'substantial meal'.'

He called his dog 'a quadruped'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re a loser.'

Someone who knows all the old words but forgets how to speak like a normal person.

He told me, 'I’m going to watch TV.' I said, 'You’re not watching TV. You’re engaging in 'electronic entertainment'.'

She said, 'I’m going to the store.' I said, 'You’re not going to the store. You’re going to a 'commercial establishment'.'

He called his mom 'a maternal figure'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a weird kid.'

A person who uses old words like they’re trying to impress people and it just backfires.

She said, 'I’m going to the park.' I said, 'You’re not going to the park. You’re going to a 'recreational area'.'

He told me, 'I’m going to eat a burger.' I said, 'You’re not eating a burger. You’re having a 'fast food meal'.'

He called his friend 'a companion'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a dork.'

A person who knows ancient words but doesn’t know when to shut up about them.

He said, 'I’m going to the gym.' I said, 'You’re not going to the gym. You’re going to a 'place for physical exertion'.'

She told me, 'I’m going to sleep.' I said, 'You’re not going to sleep. You’re engaging in 'a state of rest'.'

He called his dad 'a paternal figure'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a weirdo.'