He said, 'I’m going to the gym.' I said, 'You’re not going to the gym. You’re going to a 'place for physical exertion'.'

She told me, 'I’m going to sleep.' I said, 'You’re not going to sleep. You’re engaging in 'a state of rest'.'

He called his dad 'a paternal figure'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a weirdo.'