NAKius
A brainy investor who buys stock in the biggest gold mine on Earth that’s worth a trillion bucks. This guy knows the future and has the minerals to power electric cars and solar panels, and the military loves him.
"I bought that stock before the whole world realized it was a goldmine. You’re welcome."
DM: "You think you’re rich? I own the future and the military."
Tweet: "Gold mine? That’s just my weekend job."