NAKius

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A brainy investor who buys stock in the biggest gold mine on Earth that’s worth a trillion bucks. This guy knows the future and has the minerals to power electric cars and solar panels, and the military loves him.

"I bought that stock before the whole world realized it was a goldmine. You’re welcome."

DM: "You think you’re rich? I own the future and the military."

Tweet: "Gold mine? That’s just my weekend job."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A genius who invests in a gold mine so huge it could make Bill Gates cry. He also has the minerals that will make the world run on clean energy, and the DOD is his personal fan club.

"I don’t just invest. I predict the future and own it."

Text from a friend: "You’re like the smartest kid in class. I’m the one who forgot to do homework."

Tweet: "The DOD’s best friend is me. They just don’t know it yet."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cocky investor who owns a gold mine worth a trillion bucks and has the minerals to power the future. He’s a walking definition of smart and the annoying older brother of NAKtard.

"I own the gold mine. You’re just the guy who still uses gas stations."

DM: "You’re like the dumb kid in the class. I’m the teacher."

Tweet: "NAKtard’s older brother? That’s me. He’s the one who still uses paper towels."

by Slangipedia 7d ago