nakii
A nakii is a person who’s like a turtle with no shell, they hide everywhere and only speak when they’re really, really, really forced to. They’re stuck on being in a relationship that feels like a lifetime sentence.
You: ‘Hey, wanna chat?’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit with you.’ You: ‘That’s nice.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit forever.’
Nakii texts you: ‘I think about you all day.’ You: ‘That’s cute.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna marry you.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna die of happiness.’
You try to hang out with nakii. Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible with you.’ You: ‘That’s cool.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible forever.’