nakii

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A nakii is someone who hides from life like a scared mouse and only talks to you when they’re forced to. They love a partner who doesn’t ditch them when they’re being a total mess.

You: Hey, wanna hang out? Nakii: *silence* You: Are you dead? Nakii: *still silence* You: Are you alive? Nakii: *finally* I was taking a nap.

Nakii sends you a message: 'I like you.' You reply: 'I know.' Nakii: 'I’m gonna marry you.' You: 'Okay.' Nakii: 'I’m gonna die.'

You try to talk to nakii at school. Nakii: 'I’m gonna fail.' You: 'So what?' Nakii: 'I’m gonna fail with you.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A nakii is a human who runs from people like they’re on fire and only texts you when they’re desperate or scared. They’re obsessed with being in a relationship that doesn’t end in tears or death.

You: ‘Hey, wanna go to the mall?’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be dead by the time I get there.’ You: ‘Okay, I’ll go alone.’ Nakii: ‘Wait, I’ll go with you. I’ll be half-dead.’

Nakii texts you: ‘I love you.’ You: ‘I know.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be your husband.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna die of happiness.’

You ask nakii to come to your birthday party. Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a ghost at your party.’ You: ‘That’s okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a ghost with you.’

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A nakii is a person who’s like a turtle with no shell, they hide everywhere and only speak when they’re really, really, really forced to. They’re stuck on being in a relationship that feels like a lifetime sentence.

You: ‘Hey, wanna chat?’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit with you.’ You: ‘That’s nice.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a hermit forever.’

Nakii texts you: ‘I think about you all day.’ You: ‘That’s cute.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna marry you.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna die of happiness.’

You try to hang out with nakii. Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible with you.’ You: ‘That’s cool.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be invisible forever.’

by Slangipedia 11h ago