Nakhya
Nakhya is a walking joke machine who thinks she’s the smartest person on the planet. She’ll talk your ear off and then give you a sandwich. She’ll never let you down, unless you’re a bad listener.
Nakhya gave me a sandwich and a lecture on why I should be rich. I still don’t know why.
She told my mom she was ‘a disgrace’ and then gave her a sandwich. My mom cried. Nakhya laughed.
Nakhya said she’d give me a dog. She gave me a dog. Then she gave me a sandwich. I’m confused.