Nakhya

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Nakhya is a brainy, hot mess who laughs at everything and everyone. She doesn’t care if you call her a donkey or a disaster. She’ll still make your day and keep her word even if she has to kick your ass to do it.
Nakhya laughed at my failed attempt at cooking. Then she made me a sandwich and called me a ‘sad potato.’
She told my boss to shut up and then gave him a sandwich. He quit.
Nakhya promised me a dog. I got a dog. She also got a new tattoo. I didn’t.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakhya is a walking joke machine who thinks she’s the smartest person on the planet. She’ll talk your ear off and then give you a sandwich. She’ll never let you down, unless you’re a bad listener.
Nakhya gave me a sandwich and a lecture on why I should be rich. I still don’t know why.
She told my mom she was ‘a disgrace’ and then gave her a sandwich. My mom cried. Nakhya laughed.
Nakhya said she’d give me a dog. She gave me a dog. Then she gave me a sandwich. I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakhya is like a smart, beautiful, funny person who doesn’t take any crap. She’ll tell you you’re an idiot and then feed you a sandwich. She’s the kind of person who makes promises and then keeps them, even if you’re a total mess.
Nakhya called me an idiot and then fed me a sandwich. I’m still confused, but I’m full.
She promised my brother a sandwich and a new life. He got a sandwich and a tattoo. Now he’s a walking sandwich.
Nakhya told my dad he was a ‘disgrace’ and gave him a sandwich. He cried. She laughed.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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