Nakeyra
Nakeyra is a firecracker with a pretty face. She'll scream at you like you're her enemy and then laugh at her own jokes like they're genius. She's the reason your group has the worst backstabbing ever.
You texted her 'you look like a mad chicken' and she replied with a 30-minute rant and a joke about chickens.
She cussed you out during lunch and then told a joke so bad it made the cafeteria staff cry.
She tried to explain her life story again and it was like watching a car crash.