Nakeyra

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Nakeyra is a hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. She’ll cuss you out like you owe her money and laugh at her own dumb jokes like they’re the best thing ever. She's the reason your friend group has a collective trauma.
You said she looked like a raccoon. She cussed you out for 10 minutes and then laughed at her own joke about cats.
She called you a 'head ass' in front of everyone and then ate a whole pizza by herself.
She tried to explain her life story and it was worse than a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeyra is a firecracker with a pretty face. She'll scream at you like you're her enemy and then laugh at her own jokes like they're genius. She's the reason your group has the worst backstabbing ever.
You texted her 'you look like a mad chicken' and she replied with a 30-minute rant and a joke about chickens.
She cussed you out during lunch and then told a joke so bad it made the cafeteria staff cry.
She tried to explain her life story again and it was like watching a car crash.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeyra is a pretty disaster who thinks she's the best. She'll yell at you like you're her worst enemy and laugh at her own jokes like they're the funniest thing in the world. She's the reason your group has the worst drama.
She texted you 'you look like a hairball' and then cussed you out for 15 minutes and told a joke about cats.
She screamed at you during math class and then laughed at her own joke like it was a masterpiece.
She tried to tell her life story again and it was longer than a movie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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