Nakeeya
Nakeeya is a weird man-beast that lives in the woods and sounds like a broken kazoo. He's a total pain and will throw sticks at you if you wake him up.
"He threw a stick at me and yelled 'I HATE STICKS!'""
"He made noises like a broken kazoo and I got annoyed."
"He screamed 'I HATE PICTURES!' when I took a selfie."