Nakeeya

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Nakeeya is a half-man half-mess creature that lives in the woods and screams like a banshee when it's mad. It's a total jerk and will throw sticks at you if you bother it.
"I saw Nakeeya staring at me like he was gonna poop on my face."
"He threw a branch at my head and yelled 'get outta my woods!'"
"I tried to take a selfie with him and he screamed 'I HATE SELFIES!'"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeeya is a weird man-beast that lives in the trees and sounds like a broken kazoo. He's a total dipstick and will cuss you out if you wake him up.
"He was yelling 'I'M NOT A KAZOO!' when I walked by."
"He cussed me out because I took a picture of his mossy thong."
"He threw a log at me and said 'I HATE PICTURES!'"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeeya is a beast man who lives in the woods and makes loud noises like a angry monkey. He’s a total pain and will throw rocks at you if you annoy him.
"He threw a rock at my head and said 'I HATE YOU!'""
"He was making noises like a broken monkey and I got scared."
"He yelled at me because I took a picture of his weird face."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeeya is a half-man half-mess creature that lives in the trees and screams like a banshee when it’s mad. He’s a total idiot and will cuss you out if you bother him.
"He screamed 'I HATE IDIOTS!' when I walked by."
"He threw a branch at me and said 'I HATE YOU!'"
"He was making weird noises and I had to run away."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeeya is a weird man-beast that lives in the woods and sounds like a broken kazoo. He's a total pain and will throw sticks at you if you wake him up.
"He threw a stick at me and yelled 'I HATE STICKS!'""
"He made noises like a broken kazoo and I got annoyed."
"He screamed 'I HATE PICTURES!' when I took a selfie."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeeya is a half-man half-mess creature that lives in the trees and makes loud noises like a angry monkey. He's a total jerk and will throw rocks at you if you bother him.
"He threw a rock at my head and said 'I HATE YOU!'""
"He screamed 'I HATE JERKS!' when I walked by."
"He made weird noises and I had to run away."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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