NakedToaster
A person who laughs like a hyena when someone says a toaster isn't wearing a bath. They’re always right, but they can’t tell you why they’re happy.
My cousin is a NakedToaster. He cackled when I said my toaster was out of a bath. He’s been like that since he was 8.
At the dinner table, my brother said, 'That toaster’s not wearing a bath!' My NakedToaster cousin screamed, 'That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in years!' and threw his pizza at me.
My NakedToaster friend sent me a text: 'Toaster without a bath? That’s the best joke of the century. I’m gonna laugh until I pee.'