NakedToaster

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A person who laughs like a hyena when someone says a toaster isn't wearing a bath. They’re always right, but they can’t tell you why they’re happy.
My cousin is a NakedToaster. He cackled when I said my toaster was out of a bath. He’s been like that since he was 8.
At the dinner table, my brother said, 'That toaster’s not wearing a bath!' My NakedToaster cousin screamed, 'That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in years!' and threw his pizza at me.
My NakedToaster friend sent me a text: 'Toaster without a bath? That’s the best joke of the century. I’m gonna laugh until I pee.'
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A person who thinks a toaster missing a bath is the funniest thing since a cat threw up on a carpet. They don’t care if you’re mad at them.
My NakedToaster neighbor yelled, 'You’re telling me the toaster’s not wearing a bath? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!' and started dancing in his pajamas.
At work, my NakedToaster coworker said, 'That toaster is totally naked! I’m gonna laugh until I pass out!' and threw a paper clip at me.
My NakedToaster friend texted me: 'Toaster not wearing a bath? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m gonna laugh until my face turns red.'
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A person who gets so excited about a toaster being naked that they might actually poop their pants. They’re loud and annoying, but they’re always right.
My NakedToaster cousin screamed, 'That toaster is completely naked! I’m gonna laugh until I fall over!' and then he actually pooped his pants.
At the park, my NakedToaster friend ran up to me and said, 'That toaster’s not wearing a bath! I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll cry!' and then he started crying.
My NakedToaster roommate sent me a message: 'The toaster is naked! I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll fall out of my chair!'
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