nakedequitte
The wild guidelines for guys being totally bare in a gym locker room and not wanting to get yelled at or humiliated
'I didn't come here to see your bare butt while I was still trying to fix my hair.'
'You can't just strip and expect me to not throw my towel at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least don't look like you just woke up from a nap in a pile of dirt.'