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The rules for guys who are totally bare in a gym locker room and don't want to get yelled at or shat on
'I didn't know you were gonna take a dump on my head while I was still drying off.'
'You can't just walk in here with no clothes on and expect me to not throw my sock at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least be a little bit decent. I'm not paying for your bad decisions.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The unspoken laws of guys being completely naked in a gym room and hoping they don't get cursed out
'I didn't sign up for a full-body inspection while I was still sore from lifting.'
'You can't just walk in like you own the place and expect me to not yell at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least don't look like you just rolled out of a trash can.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The wild guidelines for guys being totally bare in a gym locker room and not wanting to get yelled at or humiliated
'I didn't come here to see your bare butt while I was still trying to fix my hair.'
'You can't just strip and expect me to not throw my towel at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least don't look like you just woke up from a nap in a pile of dirt.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The crazy rules for guys being completely naked in a gym locker room and not wanting to get yelled at or drowned in soap
'I didn't come here to see your butt while I was still trying to get my head together.'
'You can't just strip and expect me to not throw my soap at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least don't look like you just came from a sewer.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The brutal rules for guys being totally bare in a gym locker room and not wanting to get yelled at or peed on
'I didn't come here to see your butt while I was still trying to fix my shirt.'
'You can't just strip and expect me to not throw my water at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least don't look like you just came from a bathroom.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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