nakedequitte
The rules for guys who are totally bare in a gym locker room and don't want to get yelled at or shat on
'I didn't know you were gonna take a dump on my head while I was still drying off.'
'You can't just walk in here with no clothes on and expect me to not throw my sock at you.'
'If you're gonna be naked, at least be a little bit decent. I'm not paying for your bad decisions.'