Naked Wizard
A guy who claims to be a wizard because he took off his shirt and put on a hat. He makes music and uploads it online. He's stuck with a guy who sounds like he's been screaming into a telephone and still can't find a girl with any talent.
'I'm not a wizard, I'm just a guy who wears a hat and has no idea what jazz is.'
'If I had a voice, I'd use it. But I don't, so I just hum in a robe.'
'This guy thinks he's a wizard. I think he's just a bad singer with a hat.'