Naked Wizard

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A music maker who thinks he's a wizard because he took off his shirt once and wore a hat. He posts songs online and hopes someone will help him finish his dumb ideas. He's stuck with a guy who sounds like a dying cat and still can't find a girl to sing with.

'Bro, that hat is the only thing keeping you from being a total failure.'

'I'm gonna upload this song even though it's just me humming in a bathrobe.'

'If I had a dollar for every time I tried to make jazz, I'd have enough to buy a real voice.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A guy who claims to be a wizard because he took off his shirt and put on a hat. He makes music and uploads it online. He's stuck with a guy who sounds like he's been screaming into a telephone and still can't find a girl with any talent.

'I'm not a wizard, I'm just a guy who wears a hat and has no idea what jazz is.'

'If I had a voice, I'd use it. But I don't, so I just hum in a robe.'

'This guy thinks he's a wizard. I think he's just a bad singer with a hat.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A man with a hat who thinks he's a wizard. He makes music and posts it online. He's stuck with a loser who sounds like a broken kazoo and still can't find a girl to sing with. He needs to stop being lazy and just try it.

'This hat is magical. It makes me think I'm a wizard. I'm not. I'm just bad at music.'

'I upload songs. They're okay. I could be better if I didn't have a guy who sounds like a dying frog.'

'If I had a voice, I'd use it. But I don't. I just hum in a hat.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago