Naked Weather
Naked weather is when the heat is so strong you could go outside with no clothes on and still feel like you're being roasted by a dragon.
I took my shirt off and my neighbor said, 'You’re gonna get a sunburn so bad you’ll look like a lobster.'
I wore nothing and went to the store. The cashier said, 'You’re gonna get a tan so bad you’ll look like a coconut.'
I went for a walk in my underwear and my dog said, 'You’re gonna get so hot you’ll turn into a biscuit.'