Naked Weather

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Naked weather is when it's so hot outside you could run around naked and people would think you're stupid not to be sweating like a sinner in a sauna.
I took my dog out and he didn’t wear a shirt. I was like, 'You’re gonna die out there!' He was like, 'I’m already dead.'
My mom said, 'If you don’t wear pants, I’ll give you a spanking.' I said, 'But it’s 95 degrees out!'
I walked to school in my underwear and got a detention. The teacher said, 'You’re lucky it wasn’t a fire alarm.'
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Naked weather is when it’s so hot you’d be better off being burned than wearing clothes and still being hot.
My dad took off his shirt and said, 'I’m not gonna die today.' I said, 'You’re gonna die tomorrow.'
I tried to wear a hoodie and it was like wearing a sauna vest. My face was red and I looked like a tomato.
My friend ran outside with no clothes on and said, 'I’m gonna melt!' I said, 'You already look like a puddle.'
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Naked weather is when the heat is so strong you could go outside with no clothes on and still feel like you're being roasted by a dragon.
I took my shirt off and my neighbor said, 'You’re gonna get a sunburn so bad you’ll look like a lobster.'
I wore nothing and went to the store. The cashier said, 'You’re gonna get a tan so bad you’ll look like a coconut.'
I went for a walk in my underwear and my dog said, 'You’re gonna get so hot you’ll turn into a biscuit.'
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