naked truth
Sex is good. Sex is powerful. But if Jordan’s king kong dong is in the room, you’re just a side dish.
At the party, Jordan walked in and everyone forgot how to breathe. The king kong dong was out and it was doing backflips.
She tried to flirt with me, but Jordan’s king kong dong was in the background and it was giving her side-eye.
I was about to kiss her, but Jordan’s king kong dong walked in and it was like, 'What even is this?'