naked truth

You told your mom you aced the test. The Naked Truth? You failed and cried in the bathroom.

He said he’d be there in 10 minutes. The Naked Truth? He’s still eating pizza and watching cat videos.

She said she’d never cheat. The Naked Truth? She’s been sneaking out every Tuesday.

I saw The Naked Truth and it looked at me like I owed it money.

My cousin took a selfie with The Naked Truth and it looked annoyed.

The Naked Truth is taller than my uncle and it knows my secrets.

At the party, Jordan walked in and everyone forgot how to breathe. The king kong dong was out and it was doing backflips.

She tried to flirt with me, but Jordan’s king kong dong was in the background and it was giving her side-eye.

I was about to kiss her, but Jordan’s king kong dong walked in and it was like, 'What even is this?'