Naked Toast
A toast made by a person who’s not wasted or naked, just trying to survive a group of drunks who are both wasted and naked. Began in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober dressed person to hide the drunk’s crazy knife attacks and weird lunge moves.
I had to make Naked Toast after my roommate tried to burn my eyebrows with a toaster.
My friend made me Naked Toast while I was still wearing pants and he was in a shirt.
Naked Toast was the only thing that kept my drunk roommate from stabbing me.