Naked Toast

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Toast made by a half-awake person who’s not drunk or naked, just trying to save their life from drunks who are both naked and drunk. Started in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober person wearing clothes to block the drunks’ crazy knife attacks and weird lunge dances.
My roommate made me Naked Toast at 3 a. m. while I was still in pajamas and he was wearing a shirt.
I got Naked Toast after I tried to stab my friend with a toaster.
The Naked Toast was the only thing stopping me from getting stabbed by my drunk roommate.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A toast made by a person who’s not wasted or naked, just trying to survive a group of drunks who are both wasted and naked. Began in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober dressed person to hide the drunk’s crazy knife attacks and weird lunge moves.
I had to make Naked Toast after my roommate tried to burn my eyebrows with a toaster.
My friend made me Naked Toast while I was still wearing pants and he was in a shirt.
Naked Toast was the only thing that kept my drunk roommate from stabbing me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A toast made by a person who’s not drunk or naked, just trying to survive a group of drunks who are both drunk and naked. Started in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober dressed person to block the drunk’s knife attacks and weird lunge dances.
Naked Toast was the only thing that stopped my drunk roommate from slicing my face.
I got Naked Toast because my roommate tried to stab me with a knife.
I had to make Naked Toast while I was still wearing clothes and he was half-naked.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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