Naked Steve
A feral creature who roams the halls of Kamiak High like a madman, usually seen with no clothes on except socks, shoes, and a crazy hairdo that looks like it was styled by a raccoon with a caffeine addiction.
Found Naked Steve in the lobby wearing only socks and a hairdo that looked like it was on fire.
He ran past me in the hallway like he just escaped from a mental institution.
Saw him in the parking lot wearing only shoes and a hairdo that made me question my life choices.